CHRISTMAS CREED SONG (With Arms Wide Open Parody)

Well I just love the holiday.
Christmas Lights. Santa's Sleigh.
Early rise, I'm on the way.
When to my surprise, under the tree...
the presents were open.
Who opened my presents?
Who the f*** broke in
and started opening
my f***ing presents?
Who does that?
My presents were open.
They didn't touch like anything.
Just the stuff under the tree.
They didn't take the stuff
the presents had inside...
they just ripped the wrapping paper off.
F*** those guys.
My presents were open!
They ruined the surprise.
Broke into my place and opened everything.
My f***ing presents.
And left them neatly arranged.
Guess I'll tell my mom...
to rewrap everything.
My f***ing presents.