Homo Sapiens Rhapsody

("Taararattattattattaratta jan")

kou naru koto ni kimatteru 
imasara tomaru hazuganai ("akiramenna") 
yokan wa shoujiki HORAA HAUSU ("au!") 
akiaki daze... nigero! ("Shikashi mawari komareta")

("Wakkateru to omou ga ore wa 
Tokubetsu na ningen demo nandemo nain da ze!")

kitai wa uragiru shoutai wa kotowaru ("Dame da dame da!") 
sorosoro ki ga tsuke yo ("Ore daze tottsun dare!?") 
hitosoudou owareba 10,000 (ichi-man) kenshorihan ("Nani!?") 
sekininsha ORE nano ka? ("Uwaaa! Kuru na! Kuru naa!")

gutai teki sugiru kara iwanai kedo ( [bad word]  Itte miro") 
jibundemo okashii to omowanai ka? ("U! Namaiki itte suimasen [bad word] ")

matomo na seishun 
sono ichi ("One!") : kotou nanka ni dekakenai ("Ikanai ikanai") 
futsuu ni seishun 
sono ni ("Two!") : natsuyasumi wa yasumu ("Aete neru!") 
saketai seishun 
sono san ("Saan!") : myou na eiga wa tsukuranai ("Oi! 'Three' tte ie yo!") 
yosou wa seikai NEBAA ENDO ("Owaranai!") 
akiaki daze... nigero!

("Daga ore wa mebiusu no wa no ue wo [bad word] ita ni suginain da. 
Na, nandatte!?")

gokai ni urotaeru ritai ni komaru 
ichiichi makikomu na ("Aaa! Sugoi saikuron!") 
isshuukan norikoe 100,000 (juu-man) nen soutousuu 
gyakukaiten [bad word] ka? ("Chou pinchi supin!")

odoroki ga tameiki ni kawaru dake de ("Haa, yareyare...") 
jibundemo naresugite YABAI no kane? ("Zannen nagara te no hodokoshiyou ga arimasen. Damare!")

naritai yuujin 
kibou ichi ("Tanomu!"): chounouryoku wa tsukawanai ("Kao mo chikaku nai!")  [bad word] yuujin 
kibou ni ("Onegaishimasu!"): mirai kara konai ("Asahina-san wa Asahina-san dakara iin da!") 
kigaau yuujin 
kibou san ("Honto tanomimasu!") : HOMO-SAPIENSU-KATEGORI ("Zegahidemo onegai [bad word] ") 
yotei ga seikaku kenzen na shikou de areba yoshi! ("Yooshi")

("Sou da yo na~, saisho kara tokubetsu na ningen nanka iru ka yo! 
Ano nyuu taipu datte jojo ni kakusei [bad word] itta mon na 
Seijitsu na kokoro no seichou ga dareka ni totte tokubetsu ni naru 
Sou omotta kekka ga kore da yo! 
Wakatta, wakatta! Nandemo yaru tte! 
Yukkuri tsukatte ne.")

futsuu no yuujin 
boshuuchuu: sekai wo ("BASAA!") shinai ("Yameroo!") 
futsuu no yuujin 
boshuuchuu: okotowari (daze) INTAAFEISU ("Nagato, kansha wa [bad word] yo!")

matomo na seishun 
sono ichi: utagau beki ka tanzaku ("Sore ga mondai da...") 
futsuu ni seishun 
sono ni: gimei nanoranai ("Konnichi wa. Barutoromeu Diasu desu") 
saketai seishun 
sono san: DEKAi NANIka to tatakau 
yosou wa seikai NEBAA ENDO ("Nani!?") 
akiaki daze... nigero!

("Uwaa! Bujitsu no kagi ga sotogawa kara shimerareteru! 
Asahina-saan! Naite bakari nai de issho ni nantoka [bad word] kudasaai! 
Nagatoo! Tanomu kara rokkaa kara detekite! 
Koizumi! Tsukou ga waruku nara to tama ni naru no yamero! 
Kuso! SOS meeru wo! 
Are? Pasokon no machi uke ga Haru...hiiiiiiiiiiii! 
Deta! Dete kitaa!")