So Much Better

[Intro]
You [bad word] c... Pick up the [bad word] phone

[Verse 1] [bad word]  where the [bad word] were you Tuesday? With who you say?
I wasn't at the studio [bad word]  what'd you do [bad word] Dre?
You went there looking for me, ooh, that excuse is too lame
Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
You fake, lying [bad word] you never told me you knew Drake
Que, Lupe? You want to lose two legs?
You try to flip this on me? If I spent more time with you
You say "Okay, yeah, I'm cuckoo, hey?" Well, [bad word] you
And I’d be the third person who screwed you today
Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Oh touché
You were too two-faced for me
Thought you was my number one, true blue ace but you ain't
And I can see you and you make that little boo-boo face
Cause I'm hanging up this phone boo, you make my [bad word] Bluetooth ache
You feeling blue too late, go smurf yourself
You make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid
Here's what you say to someone you hate

[Hook]
My life will be so much better
If you just dropped dead
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head
And I thought, wouldn't [bad word] just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead? I would feel so much better

[Verse 2]
Think I just relapsed, this [bad word] pushed me over the brink
Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think
Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go
Cause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk, cause that [bad word] drove me to drink
I'm back on my [bad word] hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes
But bias? I hate all [bad word] the same, baby come on
Excuse the pun but [bad word] you're such a broad statement
And I am channeling my anger through every single station it's on
Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art
Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage
Who do you think you are, [bad word]  Guess it's time for me
To get the dust off and pick myself up off the carpet
But I'll never say the L-word again, I L-L-L-L... [bad word] 
Ahh, I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
My life would be so much better if you just

[Hook]

[Bridge]
Cause you told me, you love me, forever, [bad word]  that was a lie
Now I never, wanted someone, to die, so bad in my [bad word] life
But [bad word] it, there’s other fish in the sea

[Verse 3]
And I'mma have a whale of a time
Being a single sailor for the night, [bad word] on a scale of, 1 to 10 [bad word]  I must be the holy grail of, catches
Ho, I got an Oscar attached to my [bad word] name, great
I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor made for me
Say [bad word] it kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her
These [bad word] tryna get attached but they're failing to latch onto the tail
Of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
Like I'm itchin' to get hitched, yeah, I'm rich as a [bad word] But [bad word] ain't [bad word]  I'd rather leave a [bad word] in a ditch [bad word] you complain when you listen to this
But you still throw yourself at me, that's what I call pitchin' a [bad word] That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my [bad word] s on strike
So all that love [bad word] is null and void, [bad word] I'm a droid
I avoid Cupid stupid wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed
Oi-oi-oi, man oh man, you boy-boy-boy's getting sick of these girls-girls-girls
Oink-oink-oink, you [bad word] pigs, all you're good for is doink-doink-doink
I got 99 problems and the [bad word] ain't one
She's all 99 of 'em I need a machine gun
I take 'em all out I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
Have a heart attack and just drop dead, and I'mma throw a [bad word] party after this, cause

[Hook]

[Outro]
I'm just playing [bad word]  you know I love you