DUCT TAPE (DuckTales Theme Parody)

You were born a human male
Natural fixer
Can't turn screws or hammer nails
Cause you prefer
To fix things quickly
With silver, sticky

DUCT TAPE!
Woo-ooh-hoo!
You can repair anything with
DUCT TAPE!
Woo-ooh-hoo!
Kitchen chairs and ceiling leaks with
DUCT TAPE!
Woo-ooh-hoo!

Seems your tire is getting low
You can seal it
Stick your cellphone to the chest
So no one steals it
Store old salami
Make origami

DUCT TAPE!
Woo-ooh-hoo!
If you fall and skin your knee there's
DUCT TAPE!
Woo-ooh-hoo!
Get brazilians easier with
DUCT TAPE!
Woo-ooh-hoo!

D-d-d-danger, crook's behind you
You've been chased into your bedroom
What to do? Just grab onto some duct tape!

*BANG*

DUCT TAPE!
Woo-ooh-hoo!
Fix the San Andreas Fault with
DUCT TAPE!
Woo-ooh-hoo!
Cure all known diseases with your
DUCT TAPE!
Woo-ooh-hoo!
Not masking tape or painter's tape but
DUCT TAPE!

Woo-ooh-hoo!