No you can!Yes I can!

Jane the Killer:
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.

Jeff the Killer: No you can't.
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can.
Jeff the Killer: No, you can't.
Jane the Killer: Yes,                                                Jeff the Killer: No, you can't.
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

Jeff the Killer:
Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later I'm greater than you.

Jane the Killer: No, you're not.
Jeff the Killer: Yes, I am.
Jane the Killer: No, you're not.                                                  Jeff the Killer: Yes, I am.
Jane the Killer: No, you're not!.
Jeff the Killer: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

Jeff the Killer: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
Jane the Killer: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
Jeff the Killer: I can live on bread and cheese.
Jane the Killer: And only on that?
Jeff the Killer: Yes.
Jane the Killer: So can a rat!

Jeff the Killer: Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
Jane the Killer: I can sing anything higher than you.
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (High)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Higher)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Higher)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Higher)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Higher)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Jeff the Kille: How do you sing so higher?                  Jane the Killer: I'm a girl!

Jeff the Kille: Anything you can say, I can say softer.
Jane the Killer: I can say anything softer than you.
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Softly)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Softer)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Softer)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Jeff the Kille: YES, I CAN! (Full volume)

Jeff the Kille: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
Jane the Killer: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
Jeff the Kille: I can open any safe.
Jane the Killer: Without bein' caught?
Jeff the Kille: Yes.
Jane the Killer: That's what I thought.....you crook!

Jeff the Kille: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
Jane the Killer: I can hold any note longer than you.
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't.
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't.
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't.
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!
Jeff the Kille: Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Jeff the Kille: Anything you can say, I can say faster.
Jane the Killer: I can say anything faster than you.
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Fast)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Faster)
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Faster)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Faster)
Jeff the Kille: No,you can't. (Faster)
Jane the Killer: YesIcan! (Fastest)

Jeff the Kille: I can jump a hurdle.
Jane the Killer: I can wear a girdle.
Jeff the Kille: I can knit a sweater.
Jane the Killer: I can fill it better!
Jeff the Kille: I can do most anything!
Jane the Killer: Can you bake a pie?
Jeff the Kille: No.
Jane the Killer: Neither can I.

Jeff the Kille: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
Jane the Killer: I can sing anything sweeter than you.
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
Jeff the Kille: No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Jane the Killer: Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary