POKEMON GANGSTER RAP - POKEMON GETS PLAYED

Ash:
Aww Yep
Yo I’m Ash and I’m blasting making that cash
Touch my hat baby that is my fashion
Check my badges 
Ball like it’s magic better trade ‘em out
Cuz y’all looking tragic
I come Protected
My crew is electric
All my moves they be super effective
Better respect 
In my deck write quick
Drag your [bad word] in the trash so quick right click 

Yeah it’s time to call ‘em out
I choose you
When I go down in history this is what I do real
Real of time on your pillow swine
Sucker punch your Umbreon
Vaporize your Vaporeon
Fire punch you Kangaskhan 
I catch ‘em all!

Misty:
I catch ‘em all like diseases on a [bad word] star
Really like the hit points on your Bulbasaur 
Wanna double team me better raise the bar
Staryu, Starmie
Better bring an army
Cuz I’m Misty if you missed me
I’m the Ginger with the big fat fist in your eye see
Try me, you think your Wigglytuff
All I really see here is Jigglypuff

Yeah it’s time to call ‘em out
I choose you
When I go down in history this is what I do dream
Eater on your Tentacruel
Mega punch you Chinchou
Lovely kiss your Scarmory 
Razor leaf your Larpony

Yep, Yep, Yep

I catch ‘em all!

Brock:
Catch ‘em all 
Catch ‘em all
Gonna wreck ‘em all
Yo I’m Brock and I’m tall 
Make you faint make you fall
Pewter city’s where is from
Ladies pretty, I go dumb
My Onyx has got you bleeding
Rather do breeding then do beating
You wack training and I’m not surprised
That I never have to open my a-a-a-eyes

Yeah it’s time to call ‘em out
I choose you
When I go down in history this is what I do skill
Bashing on you Bastiodon 
Thunder shock your Lumineon 
Double kick your Lickylicky
Arrow blast your little Pidgey
Cross chop your Croconaw
Sludge bomb your Slugma
Shadow ball your Sunflora
Powdersnow your Smoochum
Smack down your Volbeat
Night daze your Zigzagoon
Bulldoze your Marshtomp
Flame charge your Silcoon
Yeah! I catch ‘em all!!!