SCP-789-J song

Butt ghost, butt ghost, butt ghost.
(I will eat your butt)
Butt ghost, butt ghost, butt ghost.
(your butt)

The only 789-J
located in this toilet yay
He is a ghost and will say boo
And while pooping he talks to you
He always is so lonely too
Play with your butt he wants to do
Also sit down when have to pee
That makes him happy as can be

Oh, oh, hey hey hey
oh, oh 789-J
tell me who you are
(I am a butt ghost)
Oh, oh, hey hey hey
oh, oh 789-J
you are so bizarre
(I am a butt ghost)

The ghost has the shape of a face
In this toilet is his base
Many [bad word] he has to consume
He's located in the men's room
He is a ghost and very brave
His class is not keter but safe
He's just a type that luves some butt
so show'm yours and he'll go nuts

Oh, oh, hey hey hey
oh, oh 789-J
tell me who you are
(I am a butt ghost)
Oh, oh, hey hey hey
oh, oh 789-J
you are so bizarre
(I am a butt ghost) (X2)

Butt ghost, butt ghost, butt ghost.
(I will eat your butt)
Butt ghost, butt ghost, butt ghost.
(your butt)