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Wtf Collective
автор:
Jon Lajoie
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Other rappers are comprehensible, not me. First on the mic, MC Confusing! I took a [bad word] on my [bad word] and called it Jack Black It's a fact. I got more rhymes than Zach Braff taking a nap And I snack on towel racks and take a [bad word] on your track Yeah you're whack cause everybody understands what you say. But when I get on the mic I make milk outta clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say "karate pencilcase" and put it on tape. Yo, I'm MC Insecure what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck And it took me 7 months to write the first part of this verse And now I've got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt (Ow! I think I sprained my ankle! You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.) Yo, MC Amnesia, up in this [bad word] Woke up five days ago lying in a ditch Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember [bad word] Apparently something happened that was traumatic. I used to have more lines but I can't remember them Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything! (WHAT'S MY [bad word] NAME? Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?) Yo, MC Public Urination, what what? I can take a [bad word] [bad word] on the [bad word] sidewalk Anytime anywhere I just whip out my [bad word] And empty my bladder while you [bad word] watch You other MCs can't handle this [bad word] You're just a little [bad word] afraid to pee in public You're all running to a toilet every time you have to [bad word] Yo, [bad word] that [bad word] I just whip out my [bad word] Yo, MC Fatigue. Yeah that's me. Every time I grab the mic I [bad word] fall asleep (snoring) I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad) Yo, I'm MC Doesn't know what irony is Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss She said "Come to my place I'll suck your [bad word] I said "Hell yeah [bad word] that's so ironic" I'm MC Gets sidetracked easily. My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird knowing what he did after that. Wait what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked. Yo, I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1,2 and 3 I liked those movies but the fourth disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a fourth? They had a perfect trilogy Yo, MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 and 3 Though I do agree it was a groundbreaking trilogy The fourth was awesome cause they added Chris Rock and Jet Li. Yo, I'm MC [bad word] My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walkin' down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly [bad word] hoes There we go! Thank God I brought a change of clothes. Yo, I'm the MC with the final verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard. But [bad word] I don't really have the time. So [bad word] that and come back to the chorus guy. I'm still singing the chorus. (Thank God we're almost done) I hate singing the chorus (Such a boring [bad word] job) I'm gonna take my forty bucks (That's what they're paying me) And I'm gonna go get really drunk [bad word] then go to sleep)
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