My Headband (2x14, Blame It on the Alcohol)

There you rest,
 With all the rest,
 Of my accessories on my night stand.

 You're red or yellow,
 And like a good fellow,
 Sometimes you get lost in my mess.

 But when schoolgirl pigtails won't do,
 And I need to control my 'do,
 You're the only one I can count on.

 My headband,
 You're my headband,
 Wrapped right around my melon,
 You're a product like Magellan....