Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)

[A:] Oh dang.. 
[CM:] What is it dawg? 
[A:] I forgot it’s Mother’s Day. 
[CM:]  Didn’t get a gift for her. 
[A:] Other plans got in the way. 
She’ll be so disappointed.

[CM:]  Da*n I forgot it too. 
[A:] This could have been avoided.

[Both:] What the he*l are we gonna do? 
[CM:]  My mom’s been so forlorn 
Ever since my daddy left.

[A:] Cold
[CM:]  No one to hold her tight 
Life has put her to the test. 
[A:] I know just what you mean, 
My mom’s been so sad and gray
 
[CM:]  Word 
[A:] My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away. 
[Both:] Hold up. 
[A:] You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? 
[CM:]  I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

[Both:] Slow up 
[A:] What time is it dawg? 
[CM:]  It’s time for a switcharoo 
[Both:] We both love our moms, women with grown women needs 
I say we break ‘em off 
Show ‘em how much they really mean

‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover 
You’re a Mother Lover 
We should f*** each others mothers 
[CM:]  F*** each others moms 
I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby 
Ain’t no doubt that s*** is crazy 
F*** each other's moms

[Both:] 
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night 
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right 
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself 
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

[A:] I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom 
Clutchin’ on this lube and roses 
[CM:]  I got my digital camera, I’m gonna take your momma through a million poses 
[A:] They will be so surprised 
[CM:]  We are so cool and thoughtful 
[A:] Can’t wait to pork your mom 
[CM:]  I’m gonna be the [bad word]  she can be my waffle 
[Both:] Shout up 
[CM:]  My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile 
[Both:] Straight up 
[A:] Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggy style 
[Both:] This the perfect plan 
For a perfect Mother’s Day 
They have to rename this one 
All up under the covers day

‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover 
You’re a Mother Lover 
We should f*** each other's mothers 
[CM:]  F*** each other's moms 
I’ll push in the way 
Where you came out as a baby 
Ain’t no doubt that [bad word] is crazy 
F*** each other's moms

[A:] Break it down 
It would be my honor to be your new step-father 
[CM:]  It would be my honor to be your new step-father 
[A:] While you’re in my mother 
Make me another brother 
And while I’m in your mother 
I’ll never use [bad word] 
[CM:]  OH

[Both:]
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night 
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right 
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself 
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life 
She brought you in this world so I’m gunna  her right

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had 
The choice can be no other 
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother’s Day!!!