Apple Store Love Song

I try not to be dramatic – unless I hafta
But I was at the Apple Store pickin’ out a MacBook
And on my way out like “thanks for stoppin’ by”
And you walked in and you really caught my iiiiii-Pod
And I’ma put you on my playlist
I don’t know what ya name is but ya goin’ in my favorites
I got ya in my iSight, I hope ya hear cuz
Ima turn your volume up and speak into ya earbuds
I like yer interface, it ain’t a big deal
You got my heart spinnin’ right around like a Click Wheel
And I was thinkin’ we can shuffle through the interwebz
And find the time for iMovie playing at the Cineplex
And girl you know you made that *Final Cuuuut*
Even MacBook Air ain’t *light enuuuuff*
To outweigh my heart which is beating so rapid
That Ima hafta track it with an iPod App and

I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
I never felt like that before (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
And I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
I think I may come back for more (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)

And yes I’m aware that baby iMac
And maybe if you buy that we can iChat
And I don’t mean to be aggresive or a sleeze
And I don’t mean to Mac I’m just not PC
I know how to treat you – this ain’t a reboot
I’ll never find the need to Control ALT Delete you
I see no reason to mess with these slobs
Cause they’re like Bill Gates… and I’m Steve Jobs
I know you’re waitin on me to discover
That you need a man who will let you meet his motherrrr-
Board – well baby its fine
Cause I’m connectin’ broadband and this could really happen quicktime
So let’s find a network and go wireless
And if you’d like to try this maybe we can iTouch
And put your picture as my desktop backdrop
If you let me take my hard drive and put it in your laptop

I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
I never felt like that before (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
And I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
I think I may come back for more (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)

Ma-Ma Ma-Mac
Ma-Ma Ma-Ma Ma-Macintosh
Ma-Ma Ma-Mac
Ma-Ma Ma-Ma Ma-Macintosh
Mac Mac
Mac-Mac-Ma-Macintosh

I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
I never felt like that before (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
And I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)
I think I may come back for more (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)