I Suck At Call Of Duty

I suck… you suck 
 I suck at Call Of Duty 

I try to run and gun yeah, MP5 or UMP 
 But every corner that I turn, somebody's shankin' me 
 I switch over to Noob-tube, RPG and Semtex class 
 But spend most of the game exploding my own stupid [bad word] 

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty 
 My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck 
 [YOU SUCK!] 
 I suck at Call Of Duty! 

[YOU SUCK] 

I watch videos by Blame Truth. Thunder, Hutch, Seananners too 
 I get myself all psyched up thinkin' 'I can do that too!' 
 I get online and my excitement turns into dismay 
 I rage and swear as 10th prestiges kick my [bad word] all day 

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty 
 My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck 
 [YOU SUCK!] 
 I suck at Call Of Duty! 

Even when I think I'm in the zone 
 Still get sniped on Overgrown 
 No Scope, Quick-Scope — not a clue 
 Dyin's all I ever do, yeah 

I certainly ain't Grizz 

I try camping in a corner with a claymore and my rangers 
 But my hands start shakin' and my brain starts achin' at the very first sign of danger 
 I can Noob-Tube, tac-knife, M16-Red-Dot it's all the same 
 I'll still go minus 50 kills in every freakin game! 

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty 
 My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck 
 [YOU SUCK!] 
 I suck at Call Of Duty! 
 [There's no hope for me] 
 I suck at Call Of Duty! 
 [Can't even get a UAV]