The Smack Song

Oooh, when you see that yellow scum
comin up the road
Will you turn the other cheek
Just like a gutless toad?
Or will you stand your sacred ground
And form in with the bats
Tell 'im 'e's not welcome 'ere
And give 'im sev'ral smacks

Smack him if he's yellow
Smack him if he's black
Smack him till he [bad word] off
And doesn't come back
Smack him in the [bad word] Smack him in the head
Smack him till he really hurts
Smack him till he's deeeeaaaaad

When he starts a snivelling
And pleadin for his life
Tell him that you're only sad
You missed his kids and wife
Tell him how your father fought
In wars not long ago
To save this country from the likes
Of [bad word] GI Ho

Smack him if he's yellow
Smack him if he's black
Smack him till he [bad word] off
And doesn't come back
Smack him in the [bad word] Smack him in the head
Smack him till he really hurts
Smack him till he's deeeeaaaaad