Abduction

i was just runnin my business
when some aliens came down and did this
they picked me up with a laser
turn you boy in a space .. major
they say me: take me to your leader
so i took em to my homie justin bieber
after he performed his procedure
they all got affected with the fever

send me down to the earth quickly
made a promise they’ll come back to get me
i try to tell my mama she won’t get me
call a doctor told em get this boy quick please
sure enough they came back
it’s so big turn this sky straight black
they light the old school music from way back
we’re in the mother ship listen to the ..
… they took me to the ..
i even got the .. the big homie the ..
they .. houses and cars make a granny
they started talking but i couldn’t even understand it
… i looked him in her eyes say i don’t know what you meana

oh, ok, i haven’t been here before
yeah i need to start talking slow
they say ok, here we go
ohh, so means you’re the best bro
we brought you up here ‘cause it’s so so dough
i got a chick alien to translate it
next thing you know i learned the whole language

whoop, zigga zi zinga zi zailor
translation: we love you maejor
… bling blinga
translation: you’re my favorite singer
whoop, i swear their culture is strange y’all
they hate rappers here on earth with the same flow
so that means they like me, they love me
they got another … ziga, ziga, ziga ziga ziga
that means love here earth boy
i’m not playin not kid
once they started again ..that mean i had to go
told em drop me all … but first i ..
they say co cool co .. they say zigga zo zing zo zo
that mean cold, they took to mother ship and they …
and then they got .. ‘cause it’s .. in the streets.

that’s the story of my abduction.
true story y’all
ok, a kind of true story.