Ohh my god girl check out this guy

Ohh my god girl check out this guy
I mean like does he have enough gel in his hair?
And nice t-shirt
And the sunglasses c'mon in a club?
I'm so over it what a douchebag

Check your t-shirt before you leave your house
Does it really fit or would it fit on minnie mouse?
Hand full of gel to make your hair all spikey
Then you're looking in the mirror like "why don't These girls like me?"

Don't be a douchebag
Don't be a douchebag

If it's winter in the Chi, you shouldn't be tan
Unless your asian, puerto rican, black, or mexican
Ed hardy hat, bro you're over 30
This is just a warning or you'll end up on the dirty

Don't be a douchebag
Don't be a douchebag
Don't be a douchebag

You think it's only guys but you girls are guilty too
That lui bag is fake I bet my life your [bad word] are too
Bleach blonde hair and a super kissy face
I've seen that chick in person she looks better on myspace

Don't be a douchebag
Don't be a douchebag
Don't be a douchebag
Don't be a douchebag
Don't be a douchebag