Drunken Robot Pornography Theme

They started working in the factories of George Devol
Quietly stamping out fridges and the Japanese car
Over the decades, designs evolved
To sweeping your floor in a circular avatar

Aerospace and a ton of Double-Structural engineering, nanotech, and ECE. Hired a
spikey yellow girl with a bachelor's degree
from Carnegie Mellon University.

Bake a not and an or and an and a nand.
Germanium (32) and silicon's sand,
Keep a bucket of diodes and ICs on hand
Add a layer of software by your command.

This machine is the best we've wrought.
(It's) designed to learn and it's carefully taught
(Only) something went astray with its neural net
(Now) the biggest of our problems is a Drunken Robot

It's to the R to the Capital P
It stands for Drunken Robot Pornography
Proposed, designed, and built courtesy
of Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries

It's to the R to the Capital P
We stand for Drunken Robot Pornography
We dreamed, we built, unleashed with glee.
We're Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries

(I saw a) robot mixing ice cream at WPI
Forward kinematics solver, hybrid power supply.
Said, "We'd like chocolate, my friend and I."
"Here is your vanilla" was its reply.

(Knew some) fuzzy-headed girls with a bachelor's degree
from Cambridge Massachusetts's MIT
Built planetary landers and a UAV
Blowing bunkers into microscopic sub-debris

Three Laws savvy these constructs ain't
Our scientific work shows no restraint
"Lights off" factories, 'ya just press "go"
They humma in the dark with no complaint.

After surmounting the technical unknowns
Like power and vision, we have shown
(That) Čapek ain't got nothing on our drones
(Cause) his'll rebel, but ours'll break bones.

It's to the R to the Capital P
(We made this) Drunken Robot Pornography
We prototyped, refined, and hacked in We're Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries

It's a and an R and it ends in P
It's spoken Drunken Robot Pornography
They may rebel but they don't say "ye,"
We're Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries

As Therac-25 will perpetually tell
When you code your software, best do it well
(But) before you judge, this ain't no cautionary tale
'Cause robots aren't evil, they're cool as hell.

They shattered the notion of R. Daneel
And Old Glory's ticker symbol just fell
(But) before you judge, this ain't no cautionary tale
'Cause robots aren't evil, they're cool as hell.

It's to the R to the Capital P
It stands for Drunken Robot Pornography
Proposed, designed, and built courtesy
of Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries

It's to the R to the Capital P
It means Drunken Robot Pornography
Defined, designed, burned on CD
by Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries

It's a and an R and an upper-case P
Spell it out Drunken Robot Pornography
Programmed to play chess and spew debris
by Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries

One-four dot D, then an R and a P
(Four)teen Point Drunken Robot Pornography
Prototyped, tested, and shipped for a fee
by Dejobaan Games, Limited Liability