Canada

Canada
Is only there til they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
We probably beat them to the ground by 6 A.M., eh
Across the bridge
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees
They try to talk but all they know is French
Their claim to fame is being north of the U.S, yes

In Canada, the eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And noone knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is only there til they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them run their mouth at us one day
They probably be wiped off the map that very night, nigh-i-i-ight

Yo it's cold
The royal police riding horses fighting crime
They funny hats and pants demand respect
Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive
I hate the Queen
They ruin basketball with the Toronto team
They all statistcally have smaller [bad word] Gained independence from the Queen in '82, 1982

Canada
Is kinda cold a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruin bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, ni-ni-ni-nice
Canada
Is only there til they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
They're only there til they do something we don't like, li-i-i-ike

Homos
Seems like we should be telling them what to do
The Metric System isn't very cool
Them park rangers wanna take care of the moose, moo-oo-oo-oose
Michael J Fox
Yo shaky [bad word] ain't made a movie that I liked
Okay I guess Back To The Future was okay
But Bryan Adams should've, but Bryan Adams should've
But Bryan should've stayed In Canada

The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And noone knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is kinda cold a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruin bacon and they harvest ice

They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, ni-i-i-ice
Canada
Is only there til they do something we don't like
They're only there til they do something we don't like
They're only there til they do something we don't like

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