I Love you More

I love you more than bears love honey
I love you more than Jews love money
I love you more than Asians are good at math
I love you even if it's not hip
I love you more than black people don't tip
I love you then Puerto Ricans need baths

I love you more than girls love dolls
I love you more than dogs love balls
I love you more than the white stuff in a zit
I love you Like Gary Busey
I love you more than dykes love [bad word] I love you more than my aftershow monster bong hit

Jewish people driving German cars
Jewish people driving German cars
Jewy people buying German cars
What the [bad word] is that [bad word] 

But maybe it's like Take Back the Night
Maybe it's like how bleeding hearts grow old and swing to the right
Maybe it's like when a [bad word] calls himself a [bad word] 
Jewish people driving german cars
It's the opposite of FUBU...
But maybe it's Patty Herst siding with her kiddnappers
Maybe it's South African miner-killing diamond-wearing gangster rappers
Maybe it's like when black guys call each other [bad word] 
Cha-cha-cha