Pizza Man

Cisco Kid - Pizza Man Lyrics

One day i gonna to Malta to a big hotel
in the morning i go down to eat breakfast,
i tell to the waitress i want two pieces of toast,
she brings me only one piece,
i tell her i want two piece,
she said go to the toilet,
i say you don't understand,
i wanna two piece on my plate,
she said you better not [bad word] on your plate you son of a [bad word] 
i don't even know the lady and she's calling me son of a [bad word] 
i don't need this [bad word] 

later i go down to eat at the big restaurant,
the waitress brings me a spoon and a knife,
but no fork,
i tell her i wanna be fork,
she telling me everybody want a [bad word] 
i say you dont understand, 
i wanna fork on my table,
she says you better not [bad word] on the table you son of a [bad word] 
i don't even know the lady and she's calling me son of a [bad word] 
i don't need this [bad word] 

so i go back to my room in a hotel,
and there are no sheets on the bed,
called the manager and tell him i want a sheet,
he says go to the toilet,
i say you don't understand,
i wanna sheet on my bed,
he says you better not [bad word] on my bed you son of a [bad word] 
i go to the check out and the man at the desk says 'peace on you',
i say  [bad word] on you too you son of a [bad word]  i'm going back to italia, arrivederci!!'

i don't need this [bad word] 

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