The Greatest Place on Earth

I live in the land of cotton, I was born in Dixieland
Home of the loveliest ladies alive, by far the finest brand
And I love making dates in all thirteen states, I love to treat myself
To satisfaction guaranteed, they sure to be, everything that's anywere else

All the ladie's love can feel so fine, in the Florida sunshine
And that sweet young yellow rose of Texas allways show's me a good time
And we sure had some fun celebrating going on, with some beautiful Virginia bells
And my heart's allways in Dixie and Alabama, yes mam their women love well

Chorus:
Nowhere is their land and what is grand is our Confederate States
And it's home sweet home to me and all the women there look so great
And it's made me proud to wave my stars and bars, ever since my birth
Yeah the South is just the greatest place, the greatest place on earth

No there is nothing like a sweet Georgia peach, giving you a great big o' kiss
Or smootching on a sweet Magnolian by the big river, down in all mist
And all the volunteers who volunteer in Tennesse allways feel great
And in Missouri you'll never believe what they showed me in the "Show Me-State"

Chorus:
Nowhere is their land and what is grand is our Confederate States
And it's home sweet home to me and all the women there look so great
And it's made me proud to wave my stars and bars, ever since my birth
Yeah the South is just the greatest place, the greatest place on earth

-solo-

In Arkansas you can have a ball, in the land of opportunity
Or hold a sweet pretty [bad word] lying in the blue grass out in Kentucky
Or play with some pretty Luisiana boobies at Mardi gras in New Orleans
And all the vaginas in the Carolina are the best i've ever seen

Chorus:
Nowhere is their land and what is grand is our Confederate States
And i'm proud to be unreconstructed and with women who look so great
And that's why I fly my flag up high like I've done since my birth
Cause' the South is just the greatest place, the greatest place on earth

Yeah without a doupt, the South is just the greatest place, the greatest place on Earth
The greatest place on Earth