Osama Bin Laden Diss

[Spoken: Eminem as Bin Laden]
 Oh Dr Dre. Or should I say Dr [bad word] 
 You are very bad man, you dissed the wrong [bad word]  You thought Osama won't diss you back biaaatch.

 [verse 1:]
 Things just ain't the same for Osama,
 so much drama, Since the World Trade Bombings,
 And the Pentagon got the world calling
 Me to kill all of congress, like...[blurred]
 The Strangest things can happen to an Afghan
 When people get wrapped up in Islam and Allah,
 Then some [bad word] fly planes and wreak havoc,
 Then go drop the blame on Bin Laden.
 Now I got a [bad word] [bad word] rapper attacking me
 With this gangsta rap, like I'm not gonna battle,
 Dr Dre? The man wasn't done [bad word] since NWA
 And gave Eazy-AIDS.
 Don't make me go shoot night on your fat [bad word] 
 You [bad word]  you ain't the only one goin' platinum.
 Osama Bin Laden, keeping it gangsta,
 [bad word] Dr Dre, I'm the Aftermath.

 [Chorus:]
 Everywhere that I go ain't the same as before,
 People I used to know just don't know me no more
 And everywhere that I go, I got people I know,
 Who've got people they know, so I suggest you lay low.

 [verse 2:]
 Oh Dr Dre look at you, you fool
 I use your own rap against you, and I'm better.
 Lick my balls, until they are dry,
 Sorry... come again.
 Things just ain't the same for Bin Laden,
 This planet hates me more than Michael Jackson,
 Hating on the Taliban for keeping me captive,
 Threatening to find my little cave and blast it,
 Now I've got to worry about this wanna be gansta,
 Who pays other rappers to write his wack [bad word] 
 Everyone knows that your beats are helped man, 
 And you'll never blow by yourself man.
 Sorry, you'd blow... blow [bad word] 
 Use the hole as a straw and blow sperm out your nostrils.
 I don't give a hurried [bad word]  call Slim Shady,
 Snoop Dogg, D.O.C, Wren and Jay-Z,
 To write a verse, [bad word] I'll do it for ya,
 You still lick [bad word]  this is Booshu Babara.
 Do you know who, do you know what, do you know who?
 Let's keep this between me and you.

 [Chorus]

 Osama...
 Oooosama...
 O-o-o-osama...
 [bad word]