College Girl

Ate you out on the bathroom floor
Drunk and strung out and up against the door
Never been so battered bruised and sore

Didn’t sleep that night and I’ve never slept since
You tasted like rum and coke and you smelled like velemints
With girls in high school it never felt like this

If I’m dreaming I don’t want to wake up
If I’m in a coma I don’t want to die
If you promise that we’ll never break up
I’ll never cheat on you or tell you lie

Undergrad first year at OSU
Met at a kegger on Neil Avenue
I showed her my piercings she showed me her new tattoo

She digs boys in bands and she likes all my favorite groups
Even made me a mix tape with Avail and Motley Cru
Got stoned in her car and had breakfast at the dube

If I’m dreaming I don’t want to wake up
If I’m in a coma I don’t want to die
If you promise that we’ll never break up
I’ll never cheat on you or tell you lie

Standing on the dance floor with a Budweiser
Playing with myself and no ones the wiser
See a nice girl and I’m right up beside her
Play the bad boy cause you know that excite her

I say baby baby you getting pretty sweaty
Cutting up the dance floor like a machete
Next thing you know I’m taggin that betty
Taking those curves like Mario Andretti

If I’m dreaming I don’t want to wake up
If I’m in a coma I don’t want to die
If you promise that we’ll never wake up
I’ll never cheat on you or tell you lie