Confessions

Lyrics to Confessions - in three movements :
This first movement is called:
Feminism

I believe that women have the right 
To walk the streets at night
And not be afraid for their lives
I believe that a woman has the right 
To choose what happens to her body
Without suffering the judgement 
Of the conservative right

And I believe that women have the right 
to wear the clothes they like
Without being treated like dirt
And I believe we men are pathetic 
how we seem to judge aesthetic
As the measure of a woman's worth
I'm ashamed on behalf of my  
For making women feel like objects
 [bad word] I love [bad word] though, I just really love them [bad word] I love [bad word] though, I just wanna rub them
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
I would rather watch [bad word] than a movie
Be doop be doo. I just really like [bad word] 

And this second movement is called:
Poverty (altruism)

I believe people are entitled to basic human rights
Whether they are rich or they're poor
I believe a world where no children are starving
Is a world worth fighting for
And I try to remind myself
Even when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky I am
And I don't think it's ok 
That the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense of my fellow man
I'm sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.
 [bad word] I love [bad word] though
I just really love them
I don't really mind if I am behind
Below or above them

They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I'd rather own [bad word] than a pub, be
Doop be doop doop doo doo doo
I really love [bad word] 
The third movement:
Enviromentalism

I believe the that planet we live in 
Is a living organism
And we must treat her carefully
I don't think we can assume 
We can just go on consuming
Her resources indefinitely
The world's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit
 [bad word] I love [bad word] though
I just really care for 'em
They're equally fun 
When they're aged 21
Or octogenarian
They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I'd rather eat [bad word] than a bap, be
Doop be doo
I just really love [bad word] 
Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
Designed to tempt men in situations 
When they can't get a glimpse of your bum
I find such hypotheses dumb
It's like the one that says
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
Like the lips of a happy [bad word] Since they said that 
I can't look my great aunt 
In the eye
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?

From that first little suck of colostrum
To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
We're just [bad word] monkeys in shoes
And I
Will always love [bad word] I will always love [bad word]