La Di Da Di (Lary Dary)

Okay party people in the house... 
This is something you never witnessed before... 
Yes, it's the incredible doug e. fresh... 
With his partner, the grand wizard mc, ricky d 
D, and that's me in the place to be. 
We goin' to do it for '85, kick it live, allright? 
'cause you know, you're all sick of all these [bad word] rappers 
Biting their rhymes because of they're back steppers. 
But when it comes to me and my man doug fresh here, 
There is no competition 'cause we are the best, yeah. 
But as impress, which we approve 
And yeah, we realize that we are on the move, 
So listen closely so y'all don't miss 
As we go a little something like this, hit it! 

La-di-da-di... 
La-di-da-di... 
La-di, da-di! 
Yo peep this 

La-di-da-di, we like to party 
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody 
We're, just some men that's on the mic 
And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic right 
For all of y'all, keep y'all in health 
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself 
Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditioning 
Which we create, cause that's our mission 
So listen close, to what we say 
Because this type of [bad word] happens everyday 
I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning 
I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and 
Went to the bathroom to wash up 
Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said 
Mirror mirror on the wall 
Who is the top choice of them all 
There was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted 
The mirror said, "you are you conceited [bad word] " 
Well that true, that why we never had no beef 
Then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth 
Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pail 
And then I grabbed the file for my finger nails 
I'm true to the style on my behalf 
I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath 
Clean, dry, was my, body and hair 
I threw on my brand new gucci underwear 
For all the girls I might take home 
I got the johnson's baby powder and the polo cologne 
Fresh dress, like a million bucks, 
Put on the bally shoes and the fly green socks. 
Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no 
Went back in I forgot my kangol 
Then I dilly, dally, I ran through the alley 
I bumped into this homegirl named sally from the valley 
This was a girl playing hard to get 
So I said "what's wrong? " cause she looked upset 
She said uh, "it's all because of you 
I'm feeling sad and blue 
You went away 
And now my life is filled with rainy days 
I love you so 
How much you'll never know 
Cause you took your love away from me" 
Now what was I to do 
She was crying over me and she was feeling blue 
I said, "don't cry, dry, your eyes 
Here comes your mother with those two little guys" 
Her mean mother steps and says to me "hi!" 
Hit sally in the face and punched her in the eye 
Kicked her in the belly, and stepped on her feet 
Slammed the child on the hard concrete 
The [bad word] was strong, the kids was gone 
Something was wrong I said what was going on? 
I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her 
She said, "if I can't have you she can't either" 
She grabbed me closely by my socks 
So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox 
But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick 
She put a finger in the face of mc rick, and said 
"why don't you give me some play? 
And we can go cruising in my (oj) 
And if you give me that ok 
I'll give you all my love today 
Ricky ricky ricky, can't you see 
Somehow your words just hypnotize me 
And I just love your jazzy ways 
So mc rick my love is here to stay" 
And on and on and on she kept on 
The [bad word] been around before my mother's born 
I said, "cheer up!" I gave