Shipwrecked

It's 3 years to the very day, since a pirate captain said to me, hey [bad word] join our crew, adventure and glory waits for you!

I took his words as gold, set sail for quests untold with a bottle [bad word]  in my hand I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands!

Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death [bad word] for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked you will cease to be!

Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death [bad word] for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked your destiny!

On the 16th night at sea, in the depths of toil and misery, we [bad word] a hidden reef, and our ship began to sink beneath, I grabbed some drifting wood and held on as long as I could til abandoned on a desert isle, now stuck here til the day I die!

Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death [bad word] for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked you will cease to be!

Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death [bad word] for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked your destiny!

Shipwrecked! Shipwrecked! Get [bad word] or die!
Shipwrecked! Shipwrecked! Get [bad word] or die!

Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death [bad word] for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked you will cease to be!

Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death [bad word] for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked your destiny!