Under 21 Not Permitted

[VERSE 1: Kool Rap]
Time to get down to the next plan
Comin back is Kool Rap with the x-rated  plan
It ain't a toy and my balls ain't made from nerve [bad word] Rap is worse than givin birth
And I won't have no pity on ya, girlie [bad word]  you'll be thinkin that your period came down early
Cause I be breakin [bad word] backs
On top of that leavin [bad word] with ice packs on they [bad word] cracks
I ain't no [bad word] minor [bad word] with me is like playin Russian roulette with your [bad word] I'll even [bad word] a pregnant [bad word] I poke her [bad word] baby in the head with my [bad word] You wanna give me head, I won't deprive ya
But it won't be no more room in your mouth for no saliva [bad word] so hard it might surprise ya
In order to get it soft you need a meat tenderizer
It ain't a box spring thing no more [bad word]  me and your [bad word] ll be cavin through the floor [bad word]  Mickey Rourke was weak
Cause my [bad word] ll stay hard longer than _9 1/2 Weeks_
And if you're givin me the innocence, girlfriend
Forget about takin temperature that way ever again
I make a grown [bad word] woman start to moan when I hit it
But under 21 is not permitted

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Under 21 is not permitted
But 35's the limit
(Hey yo, you gotta be of age)
Under 21 is not permitted

[VERSE 2: Kool Rap]
That's right, [bad word]  I wanna knock you
What can my [bad word] do, rock you till the  [bad word] 
Then straight back to the evening
All night long it's nothin but heavy breathin
Slam-bam, thank you ma'am
Forget Terry Lewis and come and let my Jimmy Jam
Now I got plenty rubbers in a stash
But I'm so happy to get the [bad word] that I'm [bad word] you with GLAD Bags
Yeah [bad word]  like Richard Simmons I'ma stretch you
My best position is the [bad word] bretzel
Givin golden showers of pain
I'm like Prince but yo, I wanna see you laughin at my Yellow Rain
But yo, you gotta be of age
Cause when I'm through hittin the [bad word] I don't wanna sit inside a cage
Under 21 is not permitted, girl, it's simple
Cause some [bad word] make you feel like you're [bad word] Shirley Temple
So back off, you little skeezer
Kool Rap can't see ya because your beaver got a Ceasar
You can't get none if you're too young
Sorry hoe, you gotta go because you don't know how to come
I feel lust but just forget it
Yeah, under 21 is not permitted

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[VERSE 3: Kool Rap]
See, I don't wanna be nobody's cellmate
So you gotta wait cause I don't [bad word] around with jailbait
You're too young to give up [bad word]  hoe
Hoe, you gotta come back when that [bad word] grows a afro
Then that's when my [bad word] hardens [bad word] Great Adventures, I'm goin straight to Bush Gardens
And if that don't inflict pain
I'm leavin your house with [bad word] stains on my [bad word] veins
You know I [bad word] em when I date em
Have em breakin cause I be makin love to [bad word] like I hate em
Then I'm shootin like a Luger
And I get scratches on my back like I was [bad word] Freddy Krueger
I make a hooker very happy
I need a catcher's mitt the way [bad word] be throwin [bad word] at me
And if your [bad word] is too old you gotta cruise
I only knock boots, not [bad word] orthopedic shoes
Old [bad word] got me runnin
Caues I don't need a [bad word] peein all over me talkin about she's comin
So grandma, just quit it
Under 21 is not permitted but 35's the limit

Under 21 is not permitted
But 35's the limit

I'm one [bad word] you ain't vickin
I'm gettin rich but yo but bum [bad word]  I ain't trickin

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