Don't Wanna go Down to Blight Town

Don't Wanna go down to Blight Town
Don't Wanna go down to Blight Town
Don't Wanna go down to Blight Town
Don't Wanna go down to that poison Town

Yo I just started Dark Souls. New to the game.
Just beat the Gargoyles and I'm feelin' insane
Rang the Bell of Awakening and heard that sound
Then I found out it was time to go to Blight town

Oh No.
Oh No.
Oh No.
It's time to go down to that poison town

On my way through the depths and it ain't so bad
Bought a sweet crystal sword and it broke and I was sad
But I killed all the Basalisks I killed the giant rat
An' now it's time for the boss and-Oh what the [bad word] is that!?
Oh-
Oahhh!
With the teeth and th-
It's like a giant scaly vah-GY-na!

Well I fought the gaping dragon with my bro, Solaire
And we kicked it's gaping [bad word] And I guess Lautrec was there
Got the key to Blight Town and I'm on my way
It can't really be as bad as the forums say

Ok we got-
Lot's ah ladders
Ricketey motha-fuggin' platforms
We should just call this Ricketey-Ladderville Eh? Ehh?
...eh ok.
We've made it to some sort of walkway
What's that over there?
It's big and it's fat.
Oh and it's comin' this way Hoh-lee shih!

Infested Barbarian swingin' the mace
Gonna fill ya full ah poison gonna smash yah face
Going AhhAhhAhh Make you fear that sound
Gon' regret the day you came down to Blight Town

Ok.
You got lucky last time-Oh fck! eh-
Come on! Why do you even need poison you hit like a [bad word] Mac-AW dammit!

Alright no [bad word] this, [bad word] this.
I'm just gonna run past em'
3...2...1
Keplaahhhhhhh

From the EN to the FES to the TEE to the DEE
We're the the Infested Ghouls [bad word] and we came to parrrty!
Got you outnumbered 10 to 1 and we know it ain't right
Beat a [bad word] with a [bad word] tonight
We fight dirty and mean
We'll chew a hole in your neck
Come at you daggers spears or corpses so
Get SET. To Get WRECKED.

Ok.
They're Dead.
They're all [bad word] Dead.
Now I just gotta get my souls a-whuh!? Toxic!?
What the  [bad word]  is toxic!? The moss. It's Not working! My health Eh...Eh [incoherent sobbing]

Hiding up ladder. You can't reach me.
Creeping round a corner. You can't see me.
Got this toxic try to block it. Best have Blooming moss to stop it.
Drop your [bad word] from a mile away.
I'm a blow-dart sniper what can I say?
Don't come to my town unless you wanna die.
I'm the reason Blight Town makes you wanna cry.

I don't wanna be down in Blight Town!
But I can't go foreward! Cause of the dogs! ...and the snipers.
But I can't go back! Because of the Ghouls!
And there's only one [bad word] bonfire!
I paid good money to feel like this!

IF YOU WANNA RING THE BELL YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH US ALL.
WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU BLACK AND BLUE UNTIL YOU CAN'T EVEN CRAWL.
WE'RE GONNA POISON YAH. STAB YAH AND THEN EAT YOU ALIVE.
REGRET THE DAY THAT YOU BOUGHT DARK SOULS FOR JUST 9.95!
COME TO THE CITY PAST THE DEPTHS BEST KISS YOUR [bad word] GOOD-BYE!
CAUSE THIS IS OUR TOWN! BLIGHT TOWN!
GET READY TO DIE!