Mining (Lorde - Royals PARODY)

I've never seen a diamond in this cave
I've been in here for 3 whole days, just mining
 [bad word] out of pick axes
And when I look down
My stomach's empty

But all my friends are like
"I found 9 blocks
Barely started mining
Oh look, found more wasnt even trying"
I don't care, I'm hoping I find at least a square
I'm back to mining and
Lava, gravel, sick of all these coal blocks 
Water, archers, taking all these cheap shots
It's not fair
Why did Notch make these diamonds so rare?

But ill never stop mining 
Throwing out my cobblestone
I miss the sunlight from above
It feels like I've been here for months
What's that over there shining
Diamonds? Can this really be?
Yea baby, [bad word] 
Then a creeper killed my dreams

I'm racing back into the cave
Which way did i go in this maze, gotta hurry
I'm too late all my stuff is gone
Now i have no choice
I better get back mining

Then all my friends are like
"I found more blocks
This is so exciting
Oh look, found more wasn't even trying"
I don't care, I'm hoping I just find another square
Then while ill mining its
Lava, gravel, sick of all these coal blocks 
Water, archers, taking all these cheap shots
It's not fair
Why did Notch make these diamonds so rare?

But ill never stop mining (mining)
Throwing out my cobblestone
I miss the sunlight from above
It feels like I've been here for months
Whats that over there shining (shining)
Diamonds? Can this really be?
Yea baby, [bad word] 
Then the lava killed my dreams