Like a Tank

-Mr Charger, Thanks for coming to your preformance review
-No problem!
-So, you're the tank around here, is that fair to say?
-Absolutely, i'm tha TANK.
-Okay, so take us through a day in the life of "tha TANK"
-Well, the first thing i gotta do is

GET IN THE QUEUE
WAIT 2 SECONDS
WIPE THE GROUP
QQ 'BOUT LOOT

DISS THE HEALER
/LEAVE IT
WAIT 15minutes
REPEAT THE FIRST PART

GO GET SOME GEAR
JOIN RAIDGROUP
BRB
TILL GET KICKED

JONE ANOTHER 1
PULL SOME BOSSES
LOSE THE AGGRO
THAT'S CALLED WIPE

RUN BACK IN
GRAB THE TRASHS LOOT
GET CALLED NINJA
SAY [bad word] YOU TOO

LEAVE THE RAID GROUP
SPAM THE TRADECHAT
"its so hard to play warrior these days DUUUDE"

HATE ON BLIZZARD!
REROLL PALLY
GET REPUTATION
PLAYIN EASY MODE

PULL SOME BOSSES
BUBBLE HEARTH HOME
ANOTHER BRB
KILL 8 BORDS

GET BORED OF PALLYS
REROLL DRUID
HAVE FURY ERP
GET BACK TO WARRIOR

GET IN THE QUEUE
KICK THE HILLER
PULL SOME MOBS
NOW I'M DEAD

-Ahah, so.. That's an average day for you then?
-No doubt
-You kick the healer and die
-Absolutely
-And I think, at some point there you said something about furry ERP?
-Nope
-Actually i'm pretty sure you did
-Naw, that aint me
-Okay, this has been eye-opening for me
-I'm tha TANK
-Ya, I know that, you said that 'bout 400 times
-I'm tha TANK
-Ya, ya, I got that
-I'm tha TANK
-Okay, great, bye