Jolly old Saint Nicholas is about to die

Jolly old Saint Nicholas is about to die,
I will shove a christmas light in his [bad word] eye.
Jolly old Saint Nicholas, your old [bad word] is meet,
All the presents in the world should belong to me.

Jolly old Saint Nicholas you are really fat,
I will shove a christmas tree up your [bad word] [bad word] 
Jolly old Saint Nicholas, you are reallly [bad word] 
Can I have a lamborghini ? I've been good all year.
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Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
When we come.

Little Baby, pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
On my drum?

Mary nodded, pa rum pum pum pum
The ox and lamb kept time, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my drum for Him, pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum.