Star Wars Gansta Rap

Admiral:
This is Admiral [bad word] to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of [bad word] 
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar, [bad word] you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell them [bad word] 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't [bad word] 

Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, [bad word]  Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green! [bad word] on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black [bad word] s thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the [bad word] up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! [bad word] ain't nothing but hos and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't [bad word]  his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this [bad word]  universe!

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll [bad word] win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's [bad word] in you. [bad word] 

Jabba:
*Something in Huttese*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat [bad word] slug! 
Fake gold chains? You sorry [bad word] thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed [bad word] 
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a [bad word] man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of [bad word] positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having  with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and [bad word] yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will [bad word] you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna [bad word]