In Defense Of All Life

Peaceful protest 
doesn't get the job done
So I wake up for the rally grab 
my soy milk and my gun

Breakfast with the family 
get the [bad word] on see what's up
Then I saw my sister 
had milk in her cup

I jumped out of my chair 
and sprayed her with my mace
I yelled "vegan power,” 
and I kicked her in the face

Dad was bugging
he started [bad word] 
But he's a meat eater 
so I pulled out my gun

Shot him in the back
then I shot his wife
That's how it's got to be 
in defense of all life.