The Chosen One #1

Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
chosen one of many isn't new
When you think you're full of luck
in the bullock's you'll get struck
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.

Now, Ogan came young from the farm.
And tried to save the princess from all harm.
Equipped with just a stick
And a head makde out of brick.
His rabbit's foot failed as a charm.

Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
The prophecy is never coming true
In a pickle you'll be stuck
Like a chicken you'll cluck
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.

Believing that he was the one
His Ego weighed in at a ton.
His Mum's a crazy bat.
Did we mention that she was fat.
And she'll need a pine box for her son.

Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
Don't think for just a second it's not true
When your life has run amuck
You'll see that you're the [bad word] 
Oh, it's bad luck to be
Really bad luck to be
Nobody could disagree.
It's a freaking guarantee.
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
Diddly doo.