I Should Go (A Frozen Mass Effect Parody)

The lights glow bright on Purgatory tonight,
no one sober to be seen.
So many Asari dancers,
but we all know - she's the Queen.
The Reaper threat is growing,
nowhere left to hide.
Council won't listen,
Joker knows I've tried.
Don't let them win; don't bring defeat.
Be the soldier you always have to be,
Shoot first; don't think.
Spectres just go
put on a show.
I should go, I should go!
Not reporting in anymore.
I should go, I should go!
Cut the call and slam the door.
I don't care what the Council say,
I'm a paragon,
but report to the ship, then we'll bang, OK?
It's funny how some implants
make everything seem wrong.
But the man who once controlled me
can't get to me at all.
It's time to see what I can do,
Save Earth and maybe my life, too.
Jump Kaidan on the Normandy;
Kill Ling!
I should go, I should go!
I'm a little scared, I won't lie.
I should go, I should go!
Really hope that I don't die.
Here I stand, and I'll make them pay.
I'm a paragon ...
My bullets flurry through the air into the ground.
My trusty Avenger shoots husks and reapers all around.
And one thought paralyzes like biotic blasts,
I'm never coming back.
The end got here so fast!
I should go, I should go!
Red will rise on the Reaper dawn.
I should go, I should go!
The Earth I knew is gone.
Here I stand, and I'll save the day.
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