08. Higgs Boson Blues

Can't remember anything at all 
Flame trees line the streets 
Can't remember anything at all 
But I'm driving my car down to Geneva 

I've been sitting in my basement patio 
Aye, it was hot 
Up above, girls walk past, the roses all in bloom 
Have you ever heard about the Higgs Boson blues 
I'm goin' down to Geneva baby, gonna teach it to you 

Who cares, who cares what the future brings? 
Black road long and I drove and drove 
I came upon a crossroad 
The night was hot and black 
I see Robert Johnson, 
With a ten dollar guitar strapped to his back, 
Lookin' for a tune 

Well here comes Lucifer, 
With his canon law, 
And a hundred black babies runnin' from his genocidal jaw 
He got the real killer groove 
Robert Johnson and the devil man 
Don't know who's gonna rip off who 

Driving my car, flame trees on fire 
Sitting and singin' the Higgs Boson blues, 
I'm tired, I'm lookin' for a spot to drop 
All the clocks have stopped in Memphis now 
In the Lorraine Motel, it's hot, it's hot 
That's why they call it the Hot Spot 
I take a room with a view 
Hear a man preaching in a language that's completely new, yea 
Making the hot [bad word] in the flophouse bleed 
While the cleaning ladies sob into their mops 
And a bellhop hops and bops 
shot rings out to a spiritual groove 
Everybody bleeding to that Higgs Boson Blues 

If I die tonight, bury me 
In my favorite yellow patent leather shoes 
With a mummified cat and a cone-like hat 
That the caliphate forced on the Jews 
Can you feel my heartbeat? 
Can you feel my heartbeat? 

Hannah Montana does the African Savannah 
As the simulated rainy season begins 
She curses the queue at the Zulus 
And moves on to Amazonia 
And cries with the dolphins 
Mama ate the pygmy 
The pygmy ate the monkey 
The monkey has a gift that he is sending back to you 
Look here comes the missionary 
With his smallpox and flu 
He's saving them savages 
With his Higgs Boson Blues 
I'm driving my car down to Geneva 
I'm driving my car down to Geneva 

Oh let the [bad word] day break 
The rainy days always make me sad 
Miley Cyrus floats in a swimming pool in Toluca Lake 
And you're the best girl I've ever had 
Can't remember anything at all