Bottle And A Gun (Old Version)

It was once a dark lonely summer's eve 
On the lonely streets of Sunset 
When the lord called upon 7 crazy m.c's 
J Dog, Charlie Scene, The Server, Da Kurlzz, Shady Jeff, and Tha Producer 

Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie Funny Man, c'mon! 

[Chorus:]
And I can show you how to hump without making love 
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak 
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun 
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak 

My clothes are always retro 
Sexual like I'm hetero 
And I play a [bad word] like nintendo (ZELDA!) 
Take her for a ride in my benzo 
Funny as [bad word]  I should do stand up 
Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a [bad word]  [bad word] you) 
Got a gold [bad word] grill 
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill 
Hop in the ride, let's roll 
I'm a baritone with a voice that's so low 
It'll make your speakers explode 
And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH!) 
Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways 
Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAYS! 
If you got beef, then you better step up [bad word] 
Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to [bad word] with 

[Chorus:]
And I can show you how to hump without making love 
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak 
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun 
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak 

Girl, come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro 
Introduce me to your mom as Charl-O 
It's Charlie Scene, Shake your [bad word] to the bass 
Wait till you see my face, hey [bad word]  
Wear them tight jeans that show your [bad word] crack 
My first name gives Vietnam flash backs 
I get drunk and do the same old, same old 
Take three girls home, and call them Charlies Angels 
What'chu gonna do after we get signed? 
I'm gonna lose my mind 
Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride 
Go back in time, be there that night 
And save 2 Pac's life 
Then pay my fine for getting caught [bad word] on the Hollywood side 
I got the game on lock 
I'll have a bottle and a glock 
with bisceps like The Rock 
Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch 

[Chorus:]
And I can show you how to hump without making love 
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak 
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun 
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak 

Get down, I'll show you how 
C'mon girl, let me show you how 
Let's get freaky deaky now 
[repeat] 

And I can show you how to hump without making love 
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak 
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun 
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak 

Get down, I'll show you how 
If you got beef, then you better step up [bad word] 
Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to [bad word] with 
Get down, I'll show you how 
I'll have a bottle and a glock 
with bisceps like The Rock 
Buy Toms soul back from Rupert Murdoch 
 [bad word]  What [bad word]