Justin Bieber Confident Parody

Don’t you deport me
Don’t you deport me
Oh no no, oh no no
Oh no no, oh no no
You can’t deport me
I am invincible [bad word] this, I’m Justin
Ain’t heading north just like that
I ain’t done nothing to deserve that, uh uh
Your [bad word] don’t apply to me
Ah ah ah ah ahhh
This cough [bad word] s making me dizzy now
That’s right I’m above the law
Like Steve Seagal but hotter
My crime spree started slow
Got faster
One egging next door
Want some more?

Raided by the feds they found all my meds  [bad word] 

Then I got caught dragging
High on weed and drinking
But I had my dad with me [bad word] helped me block the streets

It’s teenage mentality
Just doing what teenage boys do

Dad forgot to mention
Swag
He’s 38

Beliebers, beliebe me
I’m innocent
Ha, I just lied to you and I’m fine with it
‘Cause I don’t understand a consequence

Hello.
dozen eggs and some sizzurp.
Uh, hello, we just cut line.
I don’t wait in line. The names Justin.
Yeah, I know who you are.
Uuuuuu, are these Takis, I love Takis, nah, just kidding. What are Takis? Takis, how you say it? Nah, I’m just kidding, I love Takis. Just kidding, what the heck is that?
They’re small Taquitos!
Well, I would love to talk with you on the phone about you not deport me back to Canada.
That’s the lamest attempt I’ve ever heard.
Prostitute!
But that mouschache though, hooff!

It will be her first time ooh yea, yea
On JB’s gross stache ride, feels so [bad word] good ooh yea, yea
Like a porcupine

You’re a [bad word]  kid

Ooh no, no
I’m just a codeine addict
God I’m faded ooh yea, yea
Like that time in the plane cabin
Attention, attention!
Please stop smoking weed you two
I cannot fly this jet need oxygen [bad word] you, my dad said it’s cool

I will keep on dancing until we’re romancing

Nasty boy, I am pricey
1k to suck my boobies

Is there room for family? I wanna take our picture too. 

Oh, by the way, Justin.

What, [bad word] 

This was a sting

Freeze! You’re under arrest for the solicitation of prostitution!

Oh son of a [bad word] 

Oh [bad word]  [Quack quack quack quack quaaaack].

Oh no no, oh no no
Oh no no, oh no no this is [bad word] Let me go you [bad word] I didn’t do it
I need to try to look like I’m innocent

Stop making that stupid face inside my courtroom.
Since it’s your first real crime.

Ooh yea, yea

I think I’ll let you slide

Hold the [bad word] phone

Oh no, no

There’s public outcry [PETITION DEPORTATION JUSTIN BIEBER] 

Go home Justin!
 [bad word] no, no

We’re tired of your antics!

I might be busted. Ooh yea, yea. But I can still wreak havoc.

Enough! Deporting this disease just won’t cut it
Justin needs to get his scrawny [bad word] kicked

Oh no no, oh no no you can’t do this

Oh yes yes, oh yes yes, I just did [bad word]