May The Best Pet Win!

Исполняют: Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash

[Fluttershy]
Now, Rainbow my dear, I cannot express my delight
It’s abundantly clear
That somewhere out here
Is a pet that will suit you just right
[Rainbow Dash]
I can’t wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules
It’s of utmost importance
The pet that I get
Is something that’s awesome and cool
[Fluttershy]
“Awesome,cool, got it.”
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see
[Rainbow Dash]
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me
[Fluttershy]
Sure! How ’bout a bunny?
They’re cutsey and wutsey and quick as can be
[Rainbow Dash]
Cutsey? Ootsey? Have you even met me?
[Fluttershy]
Rainbow have faith
You see, I will bet you
Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you
“C’mon, the sky’s the limit!”
[Rainbow Dash]
“Sky is good. I’d like it to fly.”
[Fluttershy]
“Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over him. Yes he does.
Aww, look, he likes you!”
[Rainbow Dash]
“Pass.”
[Fluttershy]
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide
There are otters and seals
With massive appeal
[Rainbow Dash]
Otters and seals do not fly.
[Fluttershy]
Maybe not, but I’ve seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water.
[Rainbow Dash]
“That’s it. I’m outta here.”
[Fluttershy]
Wait! There must be a pet here
That will fit the ticket
How ’bout a ladybug or a cute cricket?
[Rainbow Dash]
Bigger. And cooler.
[Fluttershy]
Bigger. Cooler. Right.
I’ve got just the thing in that tree, Dash
Meet your new fabulous pet Squirrely
[Rainbow Dash]
“It’s just a squirrel.”
[Fluttershy]
“Not just any squirrel. flying squirrel!”
[Rainbow Dash]
“…Yeah. So, like I was saying.”
Fluttershy, pal, this won’t cut it
I need a pet to keep up with me
Something awesome, something flying
With coolness that defies gravity
[Fluttershy]
“I’m sensing you want an animal that can fly.
[Rainbow Dash]
“Ya think?”
[Fluttershy]
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky
Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly
[Rainbow Dash]
“Better, but cooler.”
[Fluttershy]
I see. How ’bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan?
There’s so many wonderful creatures the likes of that.
There are falcons and eagles
They are both quite regal
Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat
[Rainbow Dash]
Now you’re talking. “But instead of just one stand out, now that’s too many.”
So many choices, and such riches a-plenty
[Fluttershy]
“Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.”
[Rainbow Dash]
The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I’m digging too
Have something in a yellow striped bat?
[Fluttershy]
No, I’ve got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you
[Rainbow Dash]
What to do, what to do. Ahh!
prize! That’s it! There’s really just one way
To find out which animal’s best
Hold a contest, of speed, agility and guts
That will put each pet to the test
[Fluttershy]
Don’t forget style, that should be considered
[Rainbow Dash]
Then we’ll know for sure who’s best of the litter
[Fluttershy]
The one who is awesome and cool
[Rainbow Dash]
Just like me
Can’t settle for less, ’cause I’m the best
[Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash]
So a contest we will see
[Rainbow Dash]
Who’s the number one, greatest, perfectest pet
[Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash]
In the world for me
May the games begin
[Rainbow Dash]
“And may the best pet win!”