I'm a Korean (ft DJ Not Nice)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone

I'm a Korean [4 times durind this]
Oh hello, remember me? My name's DJ Not Nice
You might remember me from last record Ching Chang Chong
You made me very rich, now I roll in American money

I'm a Korean
And i'd like my food chinese cooked right
Cause they're not giving me the good rice
And the [bad word] giving me my food looks like a [bad word] I don't like how my beef pork looks like
And the last time i eat your food i got the
Rice chicken beef tofu now i [bad word] while i'm peeing

And you might not belive i could fight
I'm a white belt but i have two stripes
I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white Europeans
I would like to just drink my bud light
Maybe bomb a couple thing in Hawaii
And blow up the countries i don't like
Cause i'm a Korean

I'm not that nice (uh uh)
I build a bomb (yeah)
Then pick a country (you)
And blow it up
I work for NASA (cool)
We look at stars (wow)
You know Apollo
That movie is good

I talk like ching chang chong
Why do you drop on me so much Napalm
I've been trained to kill with my Tai Kwan Do
And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store
B-B-B-B-Bonzai
I like to play magic cards
You heard of china
I was in charge of china town in Vietnam
I'm still around
You can come through to play

When i play poker i just throw all my chips in
Hello, i'm yellow just like Homer Simpson
I smoke coke, it's fun
You think i'm joking man
I made alot of money from Poke'mon

I'm a Korean
I think Michael Jackson's a good guy
I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys
Cause in my country we can touch young guys
On their [bad word] And my wife is 13 and cooks my
Find More lyrics at www [bad word] Macaroni n' cheese so good I
got her out on the street
For a good good price (10 years ago)

I'm not gonna lie (uh uh)
I like it rough (uh huh)
Hillary Clinton
Let's get it on (woo)
I have a missile (uh huh)
It's very small (so small)
It's in my pants (hehe)
I can't get it up (aww)

I bomb New York (oops)
Better luck (Next time!)
You heard of London (uh huh)
Not anymore (aww)
I bomb Iran (yeah)
Oops that's Japan
(Not again)
I made a goof
Now i gotta start again

I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari
If i bomb your crib, yep sorry
I'm a ninja warrior
I went to Harvard, I bomb Pearl Harbor
I want the whole world to know that i'm powerful
Chi Pa Po Fei Foogi
(I am small [bad word] 

Everyone to the floor, we all gonna die (die die die)
Put your heads between your legs and say ko ni chi wa(wa wa wa)
Death to all, [bad word] the world cause i like Tupac (pac pac pac)
Now the world must stop (stop stop stop)
cause of my small [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 

One day you'll say why is everyone dead
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said
Now we all are slaves, monkeys run this place
It's planet of the apes (oh okay)

I'm a Korean
And i'm not gonna beef with suge knight
Because i think that if he heard my
My Tupac parody he'd find me and tell me i'm stealing

And i'd like my chinense food cooked right
I don't like Japanese or the Thai
I would like to see the whole world die
Cause i'm a Korean

Thanks to Eh-Pic. for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to mikey 671 for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to fds for correcting these lyrics