T.M.I.

She woke me up late last night
 She said something don't feel right
 I think it would be best for me
 To get this off my chest you see
 Way back in eighty-two
 Around the time I first met you
 He didn't even mean a thing
 silly fling
 And she said
 I'm not attracted to those muscle-bound guys
 And she said I prefer a man who's more your size
 And he had a swollen wallet and a swollen head
 There's more to life than being good in bed

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 No I was not aware
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 What makes you think I care
 I could have made it through this day
 Feeling perfectly O.K.
 Having never heard a single word
 That you just chose to say
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 Now he said man it is so weird
 Weird that I should see you here
 'Cause I was just about to write
 Now we're face to face tonight
 At your audition yesterday
 You just blew us all away
 So much style and so much grace
 And what a face
 And he said
 You found the humor and the sadness there
 And he said you got the accent you got the hair
 And he said you've got the soul and you've got the heart
 And by the way
 You didn't get the part

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 Ooo don't you send that information my way
 I've had a blow-out on the information highway
 'Cause I'm not Sigmund Freud
 I'm not Carl Jung
 You can keep it on your mind
 But keep it off your tongue
 'Cause I don't want your cross it's more that I can bear
 Let it be my loss what makes you think I care
 I could have made it through this day
 Feeling perfectly O.K.
 Having never heard a single word
 That you just chose to say
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 And I said I don't read reviews
 Because they just give me the blues
 When they're bad they're really rough
 When they're good they're not good enough
 They said this one you should read
 Because we all agreed you need
 little bright spot in your day
 My day was gray I said O.K.
 The critic said
 This music was a nice surprise
 The critic said I did not expect to like these guys
 And he said clever lyrics and an awesome band
 But there's this one song that I can't stand
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 I really hate that song
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 Somebody give them the gong
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 Hated that one a lot
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 Lennon-McCartney they're not
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 It had me seeing red
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 Stick to the movies instead
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 What an annoying song
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 Even the ending's too long
 I could have made it through this day
 Feeling perfectly O.K.
 Having never heard a single word
 That you just chose to say
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