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    "Epic Rap Battles Of History"
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      Artists vs TMNT


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      Epic Rap Battles of History


      жанры: rap, comedy, epic, hip hop, humor
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      [Leonardo da Vinci] 
      Cowabunga dude so let’s get it on
      Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance
      We got the classical technique
      To keep these three-toed freaks back under the street (ooo)
      I take a turtle and I turn him into mincemeat
      You don’t really wanna step to da Vinci
      I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow
      So let me pass the mic to my man Donatello (uh)
      
      [Donatello di Niccolo]
      Hard shell but you’re gross in the middle
      Wouldn’t wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel
      Born in goop, raised in [bad word] I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit oops
      
      [Raphael Sanzio da Urbino]
      Yo, Raphael, and I came to flow
      Deemed dope by the Pope and I boned til I croaked
      I’m an emcee Shredder but I get the feeling
      I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling
      
      [Michelangelo Buonarroti]
      (Oh!~) Michelangelo and I’m giant
      I made David but I’ll slay you like Goliath
      I’m a Rap God and you can’t quite touch me
      This battle’s your Last Judgement, trust me!
      
      [Donatello di Niccolo]
      We drop science!
      
      [Raphael Sanzio da Urbino]
      We got the mathematics!
      
      [Crew]
      The architects of rebirth, the rap addicts
      You beat the Foot but it won’t go well
      
      [Leonardo da Vinci]
      When you catch an Italian
      
      [Leonardo da Vinci / Raphael Sanzio da Urbino]
      Boot to the half shell!
      
      [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]
      The wisdom of our master (Splinter)
      Taught us not to rush to violence (Splinter)
      But our master (Master Splinter)
      He ain’t here, dude! (Hee-yah)
      I don’t think you wanna mess with my katana blade
      Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away
      I can Bebop and steadyrock a mic, sucka!
      I’m a pristine Sistine nunchucka!
      Oh hi, I’m a cool but rude guy
      Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai
      Uh, Donatell me who you are again dude
      Cause I don’t gattamelatta clue what you do
      
      [Raphael Sanzio da Urbino] 
      That’s because you mutants are too immature
      
      [Leonardo da Vinci]
      You wouldn’t know genius if it [bad word] in your sewer. We got the talent
      
      [Crew]
      And the minds
      
      [Raphael Sanzio da Urbino]
      And the rhymes so sweet
      We’re like your NES game
      
      [Crew]
      Because we can’t be beat!
      
      [Overlapping]
      Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
      
      [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] 
      Go ahead and hate cause we’ll just skate on by
      You guys draw more [bad word] than New York crimes
      We’re the TMNT, drop kicking Italy
      Chowing on your tower of pizza, save a slice for me!

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