The Ballad Of Chasey Lain (Bloodhound Gang cover)

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your [bad word] 
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta [bad word] Had a lotta [bad word] I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta [bad word] Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your [bad word] when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta [bad word] Had a lotta [bad word] I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta [bad word] Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your [bad word] 
You've had a lotta [bad word] Had a lotta [bad word] I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta [bad word] Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show ‘em them [bad word] Now show ‘em them [bad word] P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show ‘em them [bad word] Now show ‘em them [bad word] 
Would ya [bad word] me for blow?