The Graduation Song

Original music video: youtu.be/hAUF8ow6xf0
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For the past eighteen years
Your life's been pretty smooth.
Let's take a moment and reflect
On all you've had to do.

You've rolled out of bed,
And strolled to the living room.
And watched Cartoon Network,
While your mom made waffles for you.

Your laundry was magically clean,
And your dad's back pocket was an ATM machine.
Your life's biggest worry was what to wear to the prom,
And your only regret was that incident
With the stink bomb.

Do you hear that subtle sound?
That's the sound of reality
About to slap the taste out your mouth.
Now you're on your own,
You should be scared.
But we can tell,
You don't care.
Why don't you care?
You should be frightened.

You're young and now you're free,
The world is your oyster.
We have no clue what that means,
But let us paint a picture of your future.

You're gonna eat a lot of Hot Pockets
And you're thinkin' that sounds great
Well get back to us in six months
When you've had three hundred and seventy-eight.

As soon as you move out,
You know what your parents are gonna do.
They're gonna turn your bedroom into an exercise room,
That they never use.

And you won't use lockers in college,
And this might be a total bummer,
There are no yearbooks either
You'll actually have to say,
'Have a great summer'.

Do you feel that gentle breeze?
It's the category five hurricane of adulthood
About to hit you upside the head with a tree
Now you're on your own,
Don't [bad word] this up.
You're on your own.
Good luck!

You're gonna need it.

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