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жанры: comedy, rap, american
П*зда-Поезда
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Smosh
жанры: comedy, rap, american
рейтинг: ★★★★★ / 4.9 / 937 просмотров
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Here's the thing about saying firetruck it starts with and it ends with uck So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck You no longer have to exclaim: Oh F*ck! Hey, look at that, they just bleeped me Instead, say: Firetruck! It's so easy And I like to take a moment, just sit right there I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere Stub you toe FIRETRUCK Lose your cash FIRETRUCK You're naked and your parents come home FIRETRUCK Fail your class FIRETRUCK Scratch your [bad word] FIRETRUCK Clip your nails too short and it hurts FIRETRUCK [bad word] your pants FIRETRUCK Bite your tongue FIRETRUCK No one shows up to your party FIRETRUCK Red ring of death FIRETRUCK Forget to breathe FIRETRUCK Find out your mom is your dad FIRETRUCK Say firetruck every chance you see It's even more fun when it gets bleeped Say you're with me now, don't make this suck F*****uck!! Wow man, did you just say f*ck? No man, I just said firetruck (talking) But when you bleep it, it says f*ck (rapping) Who cares man? We're saying firetruck Lose your teeth FIRETRUCK .......... FIRETRUCK Jonas brothers stuck in your head FIRETRUCK Crash your car FIRETRUCK Into your dog FIRETRUCK Turns out your dog is your mom FIRETRUCK (talking) (AP) Wait, so now my mom is a dog? (IH) And your dad (AP) Dude, this is just getting ridiculous (IH) You act like it's not normal (AP) It isn't normal! (IH) It is in Canada (AP) So they have man-dog-women in Canada? (IH) Yes (rapping) Fail at science FIRETRUCK Eat a pencil FIRETRUCK There's over 500 pokemon?! WHAT THE FIRETRUCK Lose the game FIRETRUCK David Blaine FIRETRUCK Get run over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK (talking) (IH) Yeah, next time you wanna say the F-word Just say firetruck It's more polite (AP) And if you didn't like this song Go firetruck yourself!
Это интересно:
Lighthearted music created by Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox of Smosh. Ever since the song "We're Gangstaz" Anthony and Ian have continued in making music along with videos posted on YouTube and smosh.com. Smosh music is available for download on their website at www.smosh.com/videos or on their music Myspace page at www.myspace.com/officialsmoshmusic.
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