They Call That Religion

They say the preacher used to preach just to try and save souls, well
Now he's preaching just to buy jelly rolls
Old deacon jones he was a preaching king
Man they caught him 'round the house trying to shake that thing
Well they call that religion (they call that religion)
       They call that religion (they call that religion)
                                                                    They call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies

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Ted Haggard was preacher down in Colorado Springs
          He was a friend of the president and everything
          he said live your life right man, keep your hands clean
                                             well they caught him with a prostitute on methamphetamines
Well they call that religion (they call that religion)
They call the religion (they call that religion)
                                                                    They call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies

Ole Elron was a preacher now just the same 
            He had the millionaires now playing his game,
               He said uh, I got a science of a different kind well 
                          follow me movie stars move objects with your mind
Well they call that religion (they call that religion)
They call that religion (they call that religion)
                                                                  They call that religion but you know he went to hell when he died

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Yeah they call that religion (they call that religion)
They call that religion (they call that religion)
                                                                        They call that religion but you know they're going to hell when they die