1 David Jay

1 David Jay 

She blamed him for stoking up controversy 
In a dreamworld 
It's a long way down from Heaven's gate 
In the absence of a jury 
The case continues 
White lies 
Seal his bitter fate 
The case continues 

2 Peter Murphy 

Take a fish 
And a potato 
Hold the fish 
And the potato 
In your hand 
In your hand 

Put the potato 
In the fish 
Make it digest it 
Smash it up 
Smash it up 

Smash it up 
Smash it up 

This is how you make fishcakes 
This is how one makes fishcakes 
Smash it up 
Poke it up 

Fishcakes 
Fishcakes 
Fishcakes 
Fishcakes 

Put it down the fish 
Put it down the fish 
Throw it against the wall 
Stamp on the fish 

Fishcakes 
Fishcakes 
Fishcakes 
Fishcakes 

Throw it on the wall 
Smash it on the wall 
Throw it on the wall 
Smash it on the wall 

Fishcakes 
Fishcakes 

3 Kevin Haskins 

Do you always keep drumsticks on the piano? 
Take it easy 
Avoid risks 
And if possible, stay at home 

Not only is trouble very difficult 
But your are advised of staying off ladders 
For there may be the danger of performance 

There is a lot of stress and strain 
Both at work, and at home 
But we know 
Tomorrow is another day 

4 Daniel Ash 

Naturally enough 
The others have been doing their utmost to match this performance 
This is something people get when they continually drink whiskey 
I can't drink 
I hardly eat these days 

Ok, that's fine