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I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it
And then ya monkey [bad word] won't be sittin in a clinic

[Big L]
Ayyo, one hot summer night after ballin hard
I went to the phone booth with my callin card
And called up Joel, yeah you know L
I told her come to the crib, yo mother [bad word] a hotel
She said she was gonna come at ten
The [bad word] came, but one problem, she brought a friend
You know I'm not a rude brother yo
But I let Joel in and slammed the door on that other ho
So we was sittin in the livin room kickin it
And all I thought about was stickin it
She was mean, cause you know I wouldn't [bad word] wit a sleazy ho
Yo we was coolin, watching some TV show
I was crackin  jokes, tryin to get the [bad word] 
And this [bad word] was kickin scripts beatin round the bush
Talkin bout rhyme for me L man [bad word] rhyming
Cause my [bad word]  is hard enough to cut diamonds
I said, "I hope you ain't tryin to [bad word] tease
Ayyo, cause Big L's quick to tell a [bad word] leave."
Ayyo my game started [bad word] wit her head soon
Next thing ya know we went straight to the bedroom
I knocked the boots from New York to Santa Fe
And that [bad word] burnt me like a gamma ray
I caught a cab, on 139 & Lenox
Ayyo, I took it to the neighborhood clinic
Because she gave me gonorrhea
Yo, I'mma kill that [bad word]  the next time that I see her

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One afternoon I was cruising on the Westside
Bumpin my system, lounging back in a fresh ride
Hoes be hotter than a sauna
So I put the system on max, and bumped my [bad word] on the corner
I saw this girl walkin by who was hype as hell
She was mad point-blank, she was right for L
But she tried to play me like a statue black
I said, "Sweeheart whats your name?"
"I gotta man," "I ain't ask you that."
She said in order to be with me you gotta be rich
You won't be able to switch, I said, " [bad word] you [bad word] "
Another girl walked by, I called her
"Excuse me what's your name" "Lorraine, what's yours"
Ayyo, game I kicked well
I said honey my names Lamont, but I'm known as Big L
I was looking smooth with the jewelry
She said, "L's for Lamont, but what's the Big for?" "You'll see."
Ayyo, my pockets was extra thick
"So what you doin later, oh nothing, then lets catch a flick."
Yeah, I bagged that ho well
Took her to the triple M, movies, meal, and motel
And when it comes to this I'm a professor
I didn't molest her I caressed her, undressed her then ed her
But I must be getting older
Cause I didn't put a helmet on my mother [bad word] soldier
I started stickin up quick
And the next time I took a leak
[bad word] flame shot out my [bad word] 

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