Dick In Dixie Texas Roller Derby, July 24, 2005

Well some say I'm not country 
and that's just fine with me
'Cause I don't wanna be country 
with some [bad word] looking over at me
They say that I'm ill-mannered 
that I'm gonna self-destruct
But if you know what I'm thinkin' 
you'll know that pop country really sucks

So I'm here to put the  [bad word]  in Dixie 
and the  [bad word]  back in country
'Cause the kind of country I hear now days 
is a bunch of [bad word]  [bad word] to me
They say that I'm ill-mannered 
that I'm gonna self-destruct
But if you know what I'm thinkin' 
you'll know that pop country really sucks

Well we're losing all the outlaws 
that had to stand their ground
and they're being replaced by these kids 
from a manufactured town
And they don't have no idea 
about sorrow and woe
'Cause they're all just too [bad word] busy 
kissin' [bad word] on Music Row

So I'm here to put the  [bad word]  in Dixie 
and the  [bad word]  back in country
'Cause the kind of country I hear nowdays 
is a bunch of [bad word]  [bad word] to me
And they say that I'm ill-mannered 
that I'm gonna self-destruct
But if you know what I'm thinkin' 
you'll know that pop country really sucks

And if you know what I'm thinkin'
you'll know that pop country really sucks