The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead

Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and [bad word] to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard

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Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room

But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

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But both girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that
'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made [bad word] directly home right after school

And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there