Pink Fairy Stalin

Oh, Pink Fairy Stalin
You are the pinkest of all the leaders
Oh, Pink Fairy Stalin
Mother Russia has nothing on your fabulousness

There was a time when someone said
I need communist leaders in a lighter shade of red
But then again the same man said
I want my leaders to fly and glitter in the sunset

So henceforth his wish was granted
And came to this world, Pink Fairy Stalin
There will be a moment in time, when
All of Russia bowed down to Pink Fairy Stalin

Oh, Pink Fairy Stalin
Some say he won because he’s so magical
Oh, Pink Fairy Stalin
Iron, fairy dust, and pink butterfly wings

This was a time when all the leaders
All wear this dreary coat of grey
Then walked in Pink Fairy Stalin
So dazzling it blinded Adolf Hitler

This was a part of his grand strategy
To outglamour and outpink the [bad word] Hitler thought that Stalin was a stunner
He kissed and then they marched on in winter

Oh, Pink Fairy Stalin
The one the soviets call “The Glamorous One”
Oh, Pink Fairy Stalin
You are the only one, the glittering one

Pink Fairy Stalin
Pink Fairy Stalin
Pink Fairy Stalin
Pink Fairy Stalin, yeah
Pink Fairy Stalin